Bound and gagged wemen
I like kittehs. And girly music. But I'm not . Really. I'm a guy...that means I like sports and meat.
But at the same time, I don't know anything about guns or cars. And I don't kill things. I think people
that do are dumb.
If I see a spider in my house, I catch it and let it go outside. I don't drink or
do drugs. In fact, I've never even tried a ciggarette. When I was a kid, a buddy of mine and I tried
smoking a grapevine once.
But we decided that was dumb, so we just got drunk instead. Note that I stopped
drinking at some point after that event. ;-) I worship the following: The Dallas Cowboys, The Go-Go's,
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Sports Radio 1310 The Ticket.
I'm anti cell phone, anti /swingers, and I
don't even know what twitter is. I have more degrees than you do, and none of them have anything to
do with my new job.
:-) I can cook one thing: Spaghetti. Of course, I'm not counting toast or pancakes
or stuff like that. Also, you will not like my spaghetti; apparently I'm the only one that does.
Nothing makes me madder than bad customer service.
However, if someone cut off my penis, that would
probably make me madder. Over the last year, I've decided that I like modern music better than the
music I grew up with.
When I went and saw Katy Perry in concert, not only was I the oldest person
there, I was the tallest. :-) I really believe I should be king of the world. I think that all eyes
look the same and all babies look the same.
I like to go see live bands at bars or clubs. The last
person I bought a drink was the singer of a local band I like. And that was like 10 months ago. I
think the two most genius websites on the intrawebs are icanhascheezburger and fark.
You should go
there and spend mindless hours. I still cry when I think about 9/11. But I also cry when I watch a
lot of Buffy episodes, so.
.. I love to dive, but I live in Dallas, and there's not nearly enough ocean
around here. Bound and gagged wemen If you're gonna talk to me, then talk to me. Don't expect
me to carry the conversation.
Contribute as much as I do and attempt to both give and receive, or I
will get bored fast. I'm more interested in your brain than your body. Unless you're really hot and
stupid.
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